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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Symbolism


New Government Seal:





Official Announcement:
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!


Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

4 comments:

Donna said...

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

AGREED ... wholeheartedly!!

Kelly said...

Ha! This speaks volumes!!

Pam said...

LOL! Yep, speaks volumes!

Algernon said...

Witty, witty, witty!