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Thursday, August 27, 2009

As I come back to my blog and see this entry, I realize I didn't credit it to the chain email I got, featuring a picture of Maxine with it. Beg pardon, and hope the woman above more clearly expresses the sentiments than Maxine did!!!!


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained marks that never used to be on them. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

I Qualify for "Cash for Clunkers". How about you?


Pam said...

LOL! Actually, I definitely qualify!!!!

It would be nice if a body upgrade were that simple or possible!!

Kelly said...

This is funny!! I'm going to be obstinate and say I'm not ready to trade in yet. (I'm probably just kidding myself)

This reminds me of a post I had back on my 360.... too much trouble to look up right now or I'd share it.

Marion said...

I'll never be ready for a trade-in...maybe an overhaul, though!! And I'm a red truck. Fire engine red. LOL! Hugs & Blessings!

Debby said...

Oh, man. I hope Tim does not figure out that he could trade me in for money.....

Very funny one, Quid