A big thanks to friend TedF for this. I found it amusing and witty. Decided to grab it and post, since I've been dormant on the blog for a couple of weeks and am just gathering new steam!
Lexophiles = Lovers of Words
> To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.
> When fish are in schools they sometimes . . . take debate.
> A thief who stole a calendar . .. . got twelve months.
> When the smog lifts in Los Angeles . . . U.C.L.A.
> The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes .. . . was on shaky ground.
> The batteries were given out . . . free of charge.
> A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.
> A will is a . . . dead giveaway.
> If you don't pay your exorcist . . . you can get repossessed.
> With her marriage, she got a new name . .. . and a dress.
> Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you . . . A-flat miner.
> You are stuck with your debt if . . . you can't budge it.
> Local Area Network in Australia : . . . The LAN down under.
> A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.
> When you've seen one shopping center . . . you've seen a mall.
> Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was .. . . resisting a rest.
> Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . . > He's all right now.
> If you take a laptop computer for a run you could . . . jog your memory.
> A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired.
> In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, . . . it's your Count that votes.
> When a clock is hungry . . .. it goes back four seconds
> The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . was fully recovered.
> He had a photographic memory . . . which was never developed.
> Those who get too big for their britches will be ...exposed in the end.
> When she saw her first strands of gray hair, . . . she thought she'd dye.
> Acupuncture: . . . a jab well done.
6 comments:
I absolutely LOVE stuff like this! Always makes me smile. :)
Hilarious. But "lexophile" has a dirty sound to it. I much prefer wordslut. LMAO!!! xo
I'd prefer word geek. Doesn't sound dirty at all. Just dorky. Somehow it seems to fit.
I LOVE this! Big kudos to your friend, TedF.
And I agree with Marion on "wordslut.":)
Love, love, love this!
Quid,
I loved it too! Thank you for sharing.
Raven
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